The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

I'm flowing, but don't you dare take your dick out, you'll ruin your convulsive orgasms

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

And why would I need a date now if I've been fucked by a friend in a friendly way?

Come on, tits, lie down, I'll make you scream from multiorgasms

Showing her cum in her ass because she doesn't know I haven't fucked her yet

Oh, brother, if I knew how you comforted me, I would have broken up with a boyfriend long ago

Until you make your mother feel good, you can't go out - I want cunnilingus and rimming

I thought I'd give it to the maid for money, but she saw my dick and gave it to me like that

Hooked up with a body hottie: I haven't fucked such juicy pussy yet

Is that just the head going in? There's not that much room in the anus

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Don't worry if your tits are small, I'll fuck you anyway

Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

Oops, cums thong on the delivery girl — well, I'll buy it for my wife anyway

You can't live on one maid's salary, so you have to work around the clock... on a dick

What, sister, you saw a dick and now you're not laughing? Suck it

They took their exchange daughter into their family and were fucked — she fucked everyone here

The chick knows size isn't everything, so she fucks short people

The new girl is so tall — I don't even know what position to fuck

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Didn't even have time to give a hint — she got a part-time job on her dick

First she showed me her tits from the window, and then I fucked her until she cramped up

Giving it to my pussy to keep quiet about my masturbation is genius